my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all
Linda Belcher: Best mom ever
I really need to be Linda for Halloween
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
literally all white people on tumblr
omg I loved this part
I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.
Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”